I'm Sniffy, and Yes—I Smell Better Than You

Hey, human. I'm Sniffy—the one behind the chaos, charm, and cheeky judgment over at ScentGod.

I'm not just the mascot. I'm the Chief Fragrance Officer, the muse, the mastermind, the reason your nose knows luxury. You think choosing a signature scent is hard? Try doing it with four paws and no opposable thumbs. Still nailed it.

Anyway, you've probably seen me around. Let me formally introduce myself before I climb back into a ScentGod subscription box.

Who Am I (Other Than a Scent Icon)?

I'm the boss's boss at ScentGod—and frankly, the only one who's ever caught a falling perfume bottle mid-air, licked it, judged the base notes, and still looked majestic doing it. But don't let the fluff fool you—I'm here on official business. My role? Sniff, sass, and make your scent game stronger than ever.

I live for:

• Judging your perfume collection
• Sleeping inside fragrance boxes I didn't pay for
• Getting high off top notes of neroli and pretending I discovered them

Why a Cat, Though?

Because cats have better noses, better standards, and a stronger sense of drama than most fragrance influencers.

And let's be real: who better to guide you through the world of designer and niche perfumes than someone who's never settled for basic?

ScentGod made me their mascot because I'm picky. Ruthlessly so. I once rejected 14 samples in a row because the base notes didn't speak to me. You're welcome.

My Daily Duties

Let's get something straight—I don't do backend coding (paws, remember?) but I am the inspiration behind:

• The AI-powered Scent Finder Quiz (yes, that was my idea)
• Our most viral memes
• Every judgmental scent reaction gif you've ever seen

Sometimes I just sit on top of new fragrance boxes and stare into the void until someone gets the hint. That's leadership.

What's Next for Me?

Glad you asked:

• I'll be recommending scents soon (because clearly I have taste)
• I might pop up on your feed reviewing perfumes with my signature no-nonsense opinions
• Possibly dropping my own scent collab: "Sniff & Slay" – Notes of chaos, confidence, and catnip"

TL;DR:

I'm Sniffy. I smell great. I know what smells great. And I think you deserve better than blind buys and guesswork.

Take my quiz. I designed it for people like you—curious, scent-obsessed, slightly chaotic (in a cute way).

👉 Sniff out your perfect match here

Sincerely,

🐾 Sniffy, Chief Fragrance Officer, ScentGod